After read xiaojun's blog.... i feel that the thing she post were right.. although it sound funny .. but when think properly... it was happen around us... some even happen on us...
What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian and here you go! You can name all the players from the English Premier League
but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia ,
not even one name you can remember
When
StreamyX comes, you complain
StreamyX too slow.
When Maxis Broadband comes,
you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects.
When
WiMax comes,
you complain
Wimax too expensive.
In the end, you say
StreamyX still the best lah. When toll price increase, you complain.
When petrol price increase,
you complain.
When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee,
NO COMPLAINTS.When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have
to walk very far, you complain.
When you go inside the
shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of
1
Utama to the other also
NO COMPLAINTS.You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is
always either:
(a) traffic jam
(b) no transport or
(c) cannot find parking.
You have a parent who force you to take science stream in
high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you
graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in
Uni and do commerce.
You know someone who can specially develop an
angmoh accent
when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
You complain against the government in
kopitiam, you talk
loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also
talk loud loud. Attend
ceremah by
DAP, you shout loud loud.
Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go,
you dun wan. Scared later
kena tangkap by ISA.
Every year on the 30
th April, you are one of the people below
queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the
IRB.
When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame
the Chinese.
When a government service is too slow,
you blame the Malays.When a building is not good and collapsed,
you blame the Indonesians! When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say
'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say
'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!' When an
angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello,
you very happy.When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello,
you slap him - so
'humsup' one!
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