Tuesday, April 6, 2010

SoMeThInG SoUnD TrUe~~~OnE MaLaYsIaN??

After read xiaojun's blog.... i feel that the thing she post were right.. although it sound funny .. but when think properly... it was happen around us... some even happen on us...

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

and here you go!

You can name all the players from the English Premier League
but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia ,
not even one name you can remember

When StreamyX comes, you complain StreamyX too slow.
When Maxis Broadband comes,
you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects.
When WiMax comes,
you complain Wimax too expensive.
In the end, you say
StreamyX still the best lah.

When toll price increase, you complain.
When petrol price increase,
you complain.
When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee,

When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have
to walk very far, you complain.
When you go inside the
shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of
1 Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is
always either:
(a) traffic jam
(b) no transport or
(c) cannot find parking.

You have a parent who force you to take science stream in
high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you
graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in
Uni and do commerce.

You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent
when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk
loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also
talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud.
Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go,
you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below
queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame
the Chinese.

When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the

When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say
'Wah! Very clever hor?'
When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say
'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello,
you very happy.
When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello,
you slap him - so 'humsup' one!


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